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Hey friend remember – Funny Wishes

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

Don’t shut love out of your life by saying
it’s impossible to find.

The quickest way to receive love is to give;
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life…..

A friend is sweet – Funny Sms

A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u…”

One day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
Friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!”
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Hi all,

got this from a friend of mine.. thought of sharing it with you!! I hope you’ll enjoy reading this..

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and I am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always…

Funny Message

Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom: You come and drink it yourself.
Boy: Please Mom…
Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!